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I’m sure everyone has had a free calandar from the local chippy or chinese this year but check out some the these more bizarre calendar ideas.

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Dog Yoga Calendar

The Zombie Pin-Up calendar is exactly what it sounds like...

Zombi 2010 calendar

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Extreme Ironing 2010 Wall Calendar

Alien Abduction 2010 Wall Calendar

Aprons 2010 Wall Calendar

Cow Kids 2010 Wall Calendar

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Perfect for the display window of any pastry shop, this Replica Strawberry Donut not only looks exactly like the real thing, but it actually weighs the same asan actual donut! Created from fired urethane, this replica will fool anyone into thinking it’s fresh from the oven.

Just don’t try tasting it, because the similarities end there!

Replica Strawberry Donut

  • Material: Urethane
  • Height – 35mm
  • Diameter – 100 mm
  • Weight – 140g

Replica Strawberry Donut

I am still looking for any valid reason to produce such a product.

via : Japan Trend Shop
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Cameo of Cavalieri’s work was shown on the “Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special” on January 10, 2010 (frame 2:44).

Please contact Joseph Cavalieri for information on availability at CAVAglass(at)gmail.com.
Original content available for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons license.

il momento

IL MOMENTO DELLA MORTE
(The Moment of Death)

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Stained glass simpsons patty and selma
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“Dumber than a 5th grader” doesn’t even begin to describe how clueless this former American Idol contestant proves herself to be. Not only is Europe a country, but France isn’t, and Hungary doesn’t even exist!



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AFP – Billed as a world first, Roxxxy the sex robot made here debut in front of adoring fans at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

The life-size robotic girlfriend comes complete with complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin.

Customise your ‘girlfriend’

ROXXXY comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy.

“She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,” TrueCompanion’s Douglas Hines said while introducing AFP to Roxxxy.

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Vitaminwater

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unlike the never-ending debate over whether it’s rock-paper-scissors or paper-rock-scissors, based on your votes and your designs, the latest flavor of vitaminwater has FINALLY been decided… introducing the black cherry-lime flavored vitaminwater named… connect! check out this new package- flavor & ingredients, nam…e & label design- all inspired by you- our fans. it’s got 8 key nutrients plus caffeine. thanks for all your help- especially to the grand prize winner Sarah from Illinois and the four other finalist http://budurl.com/q27w. vitaminwater connect will be available in stores nationwide in march this year- so until then, stay hydrated- and keep your eyes here for news, updates and special offers for connect, including a possible sneak tasting opportunity. and btw… it’s rochambeau!vitaminwater

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How to get a Girlfriend According to wikiHow.

So there’s a girl you’re interested in? Maybe you’ve even gone on a few dates? You’re ready to make it official and ask her to be your girlfriend, but you’re terribly nervous–what if she says no? What if the question doesn’t come out the right way?

Step 4

Find a way to be alone with her. The younger you are, the more difficult this is going to be, but even if you have a little bit of privacy, like when walking home from school or while dancing, it’s better than asking her in front of all of your (or her) friends.

Tip

About a week before you go in for the “kill” watch movies that can give you other good tips.

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Crapstone is a village in the county of Devon. The village is located on the edge of Dartmoor and is approximately 1 mile from the village of Yelverton, 9 miles from the city of Plymouth and 5 miles from Tavistock. http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/1ca5aa11-8289-4f71-a654-cef448e34e76.jpg

In 2007 Crapstone was used as the name of the village in a television advert for the RAC. Local residents started a protest group on the social networking site Facebook complaining that the village used in the television advert was not actually Crapstone but a location using its name. One member of the group has stated that the location for filming was near ‘The Pimple’ at Tavistock; however none of this was mentioned in the advert; not even in small print. via Wiki

In Britain we have a huge portfolio of towns and villages with strange, Bizarre and Rude place names but this has clealry not affected the price. On sale currnetly in the village of Crapstone is a 7 bedroom detached luxury pad.

Description

A Victorian detached house offering considerable potential standing in a mature level garden, offered for sale for the first time in 60 years. 3 receptions, 7 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, total about 3794 sq ft (352.4 sq.m), drive, triple garage.
3 Receptions, Kitchen / Breakfast Room, 7 Bedrooms, 4 Bathrooms, About 3794 Sq.Ft, Drive, Triple Garage.

Offers in the region of £725,000

A Victorian detached house offering considerable potential standing in a mature level garden, offered for sale for the first time in 60 years.

LOCATION
The partly tree lined setting forms part of a quality residential area within the village of Crapstone, very close to the south west fringe of the Dartmoor National Park, north of Plymouth. Roborough Down, with its wide open space of moorland, lies only about 100 yards away.

The village is about one mile from the National Trust Buckland Abbey and is also about a mile from the larger village of Yelverton which offers a wide range of shops, health centre, recreation ground, churches and other facilities. Yelverton Golf Club is about a mile distant.

Crapstone itself includes a small number of local shops and businesses while at Buckland Monachorum, a mile way, there is a local pub, church and a well respected primary school. The Crescent is possibly the most desirable part of the village, with quiet surroundings and seclusion offered by established trees and mature gardens, which also protect the property. Full Details description and pictures Via Stags of Plymouth.|link|

A portfolio of other bizarre place names around Britain and by the looks of it other towns across the world are ctaching on with this great British tradition.

Oxford

Sheffield

Ludford,Market Rasen

Watchet , Somerset

Docaster

Nottinghamshire

Cornwall

London

Shetland

Norfolk

Heptonstall, Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire HX7 7EX, UK

Pity Me Durham, County Durham DH1, UK

Land O Nod Farm Mickleby, Ugthorpe, North Yorkshire YO21 2BL, UK

Dull, Perth and Kinross PH15 UK

Thong Shorne, Kent DA12, UK


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Four year old Girl has had an operation to correct a hand that had 6 identical fingers .Article

“it was highly unusual for somebody to have six nearly identical fingers, they said”.


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Due to the Extreme weather many of you maybe stranded at home,or enjoying the snow and having some fun.To help with the fun i found some tips that might help you with snowman making including tools , and some creative ideas. To give you some ideas i found just a few snowmen pics and listed them below.

  • Food Coloring
  • Cameras
  • Film
  • Buckets
  • Cameras
  • Carrots
  • Just some of the things you made need.

    How to Build a snowman |link|

    Snowmen according to Wiki  A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture of a human. They are customarily built by children as part of a family project in celebration of winter. In some cases, participants in winter festivals will build large numbers of snowmen. Because a snowman is short-lived, it is a good example of popular installation art.

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     Are you a frequent passenger on airplanes and a regular visitor to airports? well you might benefit from some handy tips on how to do this much faster but be warned you might have to leave your tights at home and ensure you post your peanut butter well in advance.

    In an interesting article published to help passengers they came up with some tips but I’m not really sure if they have given this a lot of thought.

    Here are some snippets just to set the mood, ” Do not pack over-sized electronics in your checked baggage, when possible.
    Over-sized electronics are laptops, full-size video game consoles, DVD players and video cameras that use cassettes. ! What from the 1960′s

    ” whenever possible.
    Wear socks and shoes that are easy to take off and put back on”. What i cant think where i can buy quick release socks and shoes!

    ” . There are certain foods and gifts you should put in your checked bag, ship ahead or leave at home.
    These items include creamy dips and spreads, sauces, maple syrup, jams, alcoholic beverages, snowglobes.

    What ! leave my Snowglobe at home and send my Bottle of vodka in the post !!  

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    How do pigs fly mum ? , How does Father Christmas get down the chimney?, What makes thunder ?

    Just some of the questions asked bhttp://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/10/109609/23_2009/01990fc3b4cd577d_no.jpgy children that parents find difficult to answer. These questions were a sample from a new game show to appear on our screen later this month. via Watch (Digital)

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